To a friend no longer

You've decided to make a change. Good for you.
Go on about your business.

Don't tell lies
or make nasty remarks
Just
do you.

But, before you go
Let me make a few
suggestions

Clean up your own house
first
Don't open your mouth
about things you know
nothing about

And, most importantly
LISTEN
when your own
husband
tells you to shut your mouth
he actually knows
of what
he speaks